Timmato Productions

Hey, buddy. How are you today? Have a look around. Talk to me. Take your time.

rasec-wizzlbang:

I had a dream last night where Obama made a “Shark Creator” game and released it on steam

rayanmustafa:

Austenn is cute

One of my favourite people in the world

rayanmustafa:

Austenn is cute

One of my favourite people in the world

If a gangster is a part of a gang, then is a lobster a part of a lob?

Two kinds 'o people on this site

  • Person 1: This thing is problematic but it's ok that you like it so long as you understand why it is and that some people are uncomfortable with it.
  • Person 2: This thing is problematic and so are you for liking it you are literally garbage literally if you literally like this and no one is allowed to like it because I don't like it literally

Anonymous asked: err and by that question i mean, why did you cut your hair?

Tried to cut it myself, but I screwed up 100%.

So I removed the problem entirely.

I just cut my scalp off.

Anonymous asked: is there anyone you think about a lot? how does he/she make you feel?

I think about Kelsey Grammer a lot. Ever since that dream I had in which he was shooting an entire movie in my bedroom. He ended up staying there for the whole process. At night, when I went to bed, he would crouch on my nightstand and watch over me like a gargoyle.

It makes me feel cold and… Salty. 

Currently spinning.

I held my lamp over this for the cool lighting.

Currently spinning.

I held my lamp over this for the cool lighting.

THINGS TUMBLR HAS TAUGHT ME

rasec-wizzlbang:

  • People with purple eyes don’t menstruate
  • School is totally out to get you and kill creativity, man
  • Across the globe, racism only exists as it does in the US
  • Shaming is infinitely more important than educating
  • It’s possible to have infinite chocolate
  • Benedict Cumberbatch is the standard of male beauty
  • if something gets popular, you MUST start digging for reasons to hate it
  • Men sit with their legs apart on the bus as a display of sexual dominance
  • No one is allowed to be happy ever
  • bees

  • Tumblr: Oh, look, this thing is getting popular. how nice.
  • Tumblr: ...
  • Tumblr: QUICK, EVERYONE, START DIGGING UP REASONS TO HATE IT

why do kids always try to sneak and listen to music in class when they’re not supposed to, like, “oh haha I’m so bad, I can’t go without five minutes of listening to Drake or I’ll die”